Saleem Tailor from Rampur can size up your inseam with just a glance, no measuring tape required. Give him a needle and thread and he’ll whip out a three-piece baba suit in a day. As long as his world is sewn with gussets and hems, it’s all good. But separate him from his beloved mechanical Singer and the man’s a wreck with crippling social anxiety. When he’s not cross-stitching, Saleem hides in the anonymity of crowds, avoiding eye contact while waiting for his customary Daal Gosht. It’s a treasured recipe from the royal kitchens of Rampur, immaculately tailored to taste.