Michael Prakash Coutinho carries a steel lunchbox every morning to his government office desk, clocking in punctually at 9:29 am. The contents of the lunchbox are packed lovingly by Mrs. Coutinho, dutiful wife but dubious cook. Michael Coutinho has never complained about this. At exactly 1:03 PM every day, when the lunch bell has rung in the office, he gives away his food to the carrom-playing crew in the accounts department, and walks over for his daily diet of Guntur Chicken Tikka, grilled just right, paired with some creamy Daal Makhani on the side. So bloody good, men. If you ever happen to meet Mrs. Coutinho, please don’t give Michael’s little secret away.